Improv - sinful sunday

Whilst a certain male interest of mine, is away, all I can do is ensure his interest is kept with some 'entertaining' photos!  So Friday, I was out all afternoon, enjoying the sun in a local beer garden with some friends.  Afterwards, my friends and I piled back to mine.  Whilst they were enjoying a sundowner or 2 in the garden, I quickly snuck in to take a few 'sexy' photos, to send to my master.

It's all about the improvisation, is it not?

I love the naughty feeling of knowing that they were all out there, just on the otherside of the kitchen door, none-the-wiser.

Sinful Sunday is all about the image, see who else is joining it.

Going 'loco'

Today has been fabulous, the sun was shining, the weather was warm.  I spent the afternoon, sat in a beer garden that looks out onto the river thames.  Sipping on my ice cold lemonade & lime, it got me thinking about the old days, when I was younger, care-free, no ties and didn't give a toss about the world around me.  The term 'alfresco' became a common aspect of my sexual life, during one summer in my early 20's.

Isn't it funny, how something as simple as sipping on a cold drink, in the sun, can bring back floods of memories? 

Anyway, so there was me in my black dress, hooker heels, hair roughly scrapped back into a loose ponytail, sunglasses on.  Having a giggle with 2 friends, when a 6ft, handsome stranger, approached us.  Now, I really didn't take any notice, thinking he was aiming for 1 of my 2 friends, who are both petite, pretty, blondes but no, he interrupted us to talk to me.  Was I surprised?  You could say that, I was polite and flirted back, for those 5 minutes, it felt like the sun had suddenly turned up the heat on the planet earth!  It felt nice to gain a compliment off a complete, random, stranger.  However, I think he felt I really didn't hold an interest, other than his kind words.  He went inside, before leaving with his crowd, 5 minutes later.  What was really nice, was the jug of cold ice-tea, he had ordered and paid, for me and my 2 friends, along with a big bowl of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

Now, our conversation turned to 'what would we be doing with the ice cream and that guy'.  If only a guy could be a fly on our table, we'd make your toes curl :p

So, it led to a conversation with my girls about going 'Alfresco' and it turns out, that out of the 3 of us, I had been the only one to venture into 'out door sports'.  So I'd like to pose a question to all those who read my blog, just to get a feel of how popular being kinky outside, is. 

To vote, please select this link 

Spring Sensual Secrets - Competition

Roll up roll up, come see my coming attraction! 

Excuse the pun folks! 

 I have a fabulous prize to give away and as it's rolling into spring, the sun is shining and life is generally good, I felt like opening up my first competition (this product came as part of a kit I purchased but is unwanted, please note, it has note been used).  

You can be in with the chance to win a monsterous cock ring! 

The Adrien lastic double power ring, is full of energy.   It has the ability of double stimulation of a man and a woman's private parts ;) what more could you ask for!  Itg is stretchy, skin--safe and has 2 bullet vibrators, one at the top and one at the bottom.  The bullet at the top is removable, which makes it a 2-in-1 sex toy!   This product is made from body-safe material (porous, phthalates-free, thermoplastic rubber which may contain latex) and is reusable, it's dimensions are 9,5 cm x 5,6 cm x 3,6 cm (as seen in the above photo, batteries are included). 

Unfortunately, this product is discontinued with Adrien Lastic but lovehoney are continuing it, as their own brand, which can be seen via the below link;

lh double ding dong vibrating cock ring - sea blue

To be in with a chance of winning this little beauty, all you have to do is submit an entry from your blog/twitter accounts.  The theme is 'Spring Sensual Secrets', you can submit a self-written erotica story, photo, generally something that is imaginative and that fits in with a sensual/seductive/secretive theme.

All entries will need to be received by 00:00hrs GMT on the 15th April 2012.  The winner will be announced within 10 days of this competition closing.

Please submit the direct link to your entry, via the below form.

Rules of entry;

*  Only enter your own work, not work that has been copyrighted
* 1 entry per participant
* You must be 18 yrs and over to enter
* All blogs etc accepted, as long as it's viewable by the public (as in links can be seen by anyone visiting this page)
* UK, Ireland, USA & Canada participants only.  If you are entering as a non-UK/Ire resident (not living in those countries), you will not be considered in the winning selection process.



Please feel free to comment on participating entries, I am sure they would like to see your feedback.  


Good luck & enjoy 


Mrs JoJo X

Wanton Wednesday - The Need

His breath brushing my cheek, he sends shivers throughout my body, his touch drives me crazy.

I lay here, the world blackened with only a light surrounding me and him, his body yearning to feel me, to feel the warmth of my secret cave. He touches me with a soft urgency, his heart beating against my firm breasts. Neither one of us says anything but we don't need to, we both know what we want, what is to come, that is a fact that none of us could avoid.

The summer evening's breeze, blowing through the open window, humidity setting in, sealing our 2 bodies together.

His hand runs over my thigh, hitching it up and over his shoulder, as his dry lips caress their way down my tummy, blindly finding their way onto my moist clit. Nothing stops him now, not even the sharp knock on the front door............... 

Leggy musings......

So I felt abit 'leggy' this evening and decided to give my legs some much needed air time, seeing as spring is apparently around the corner.

I love these Boutique leather ankle cuffs, they make me feel 'tame', in a sense, like I've been a bad girl!  I would love to wear them, whilst on my knees, giving a guy head.......but that's a naughty secret between me and you, shhhh don't tell..............

Like any woman, I have a lot on my mind.  I'm turning 30 in little over a week and I swear I can hear my internal clock tick-tocking away, teasing me 'tick tock - getting old - tick tock - wrinkles - tick tock - ha ha you ain't getting any'.  I know I'm a tease but I think I'm my own worst enemy for it!

They say women hit their sexual prime in their early 30's, I shall explore that notion and get back to you with an answer ;)

I've learnt to embrace me, as I am and I am currently loving this side to me, I've found that letting go of the negatives, is a plus, carry yourself with confidence and the world will smile with you............or drool............either way, is good, right?

I am glad that I've found the world of blogging, especially via twitter.  With weekly social activities such as Molly's sinful sundays, I have been introduced to a world of 'anything goes' and I really do like it.  I've made some lovely buddies and I'm able to have conversations without people thinking I'm a proper 'freak'.

But I think I need to find a 'buddy' who's willing to pose for the odd 'sinful sunday' photos, with me, what do you think?

Rant - sod ya!

After spending a lovely afternoon with my boys and my mum, I thought today would end on a high.  But after coming home, I thought I'd quickly check my emails and what I was greeted by, was something very annoying.  I have recieved 3 emails from different folk, one telling me in a foul tone that 'my obese, fugly arse, should be locked away from the public', the other 2 asking my why I feel the need to expose myself and that I'm not pretty enough to parade my bare self around, the way I do.

Now, I really don't care for keyboard jockeys but I felt I needed to stand up.

I may not be 'Britains next top model' or the people's idea of an ideal woman but I do not set out to be either of those stereotypes.  I am me, yes there are somethings I wish I can change and I will be doing so, over time but for how I am now, I am happy and I personally feel that if more people, like myself stood up and bared all, then society may start accepting us as the 'norm'.  I want other women like me to know they should never feel pressure, that bullies are, infact, the insecure ones, not us!

So to those 3 who emailed me, tough sh*t, I ain't going anywhere!  I am a size 22, I am 5ft10 and I am bloody proud of my self ;)

On a nicer note, I'd like to say a big HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to one and all x

ToysRus - Sinful Sunday

I came home from my night out early, to a horrifying sight!  I really didn't know what to do, so I took a quick snap shot with my phone, in the hopes I could report this heinous crime to the police. 

Unfortunately, the culprits made a quick get-away, before I could detain them...............

Sinful Sunday is all about the image, see who else is joining in

Just Moi

Due to being a bit 'under parr' recently, I haven't kept up my daily blogging ritual but rest assured, I shall be back on full swing asap!

The last month has been a lucky one for me, when it comes to toys, what with lovehoney and sextoys.co.uk sending me 1 product each to test.  I'm truly honoured that I've been chosen again to participate in testing and reviewing wonderful products.  To top it off, I entered another Passion for Pleasure competition and was luckily enough to win 1 of 3 Picobong MAHANA duo vibs.  For all 3 products, you can find my reviews of them, over on my Sex Toy Review page.

As for me, what have I been up to?  Nothing out of the ordinary, well not just yet anyway ;) BUT I shall keep you posted!

Tomorrow is the infamous #Sinfulsunday and I will once again, be entering something 'different'.

Our Secret - Sinful Sunday

He asked me if he could pop over last night, a cheeky smirk formed across my face.

I slipped on a lace cami, black french lace panties, a burgendy bra that drove him crazy and my hooker heels.

Opening the front door, I stood no chance, he pushed through, grabbed with with force and bent me over the sofa.  He held my hands behind my back and didn't say a word, all I could hear was his heavy breathing, then the feeling of cool satin wrapping around my wrists, as he tied them together.  He slowed his pace, being slightly more gentle than his original entrance, kissing my bare skin, sliding my panties down and tasting the fountain between my thighs.  A soft groan was all I could hear, my master had fulfilled one of his cravings, the next was to come.

I jerked up, before relaxing back down from the shock and tension of the suede flogger, smacking my thigh, again and again and again, until the red risen welt showed it's anger.  Master softly kissed my thigh better, telling me "there's my girl, my naughty naughty slut".


Silence, I'm alone, all I knew was that my master had left me, walking out my front door, leaving it wide open for the night's chill to bite my bare skin.  It's not always about the sex, well, might not be what my neighbours now think.......................

#Sinfulsunday is all about the image, see who else is joining in;

Naughty Corner

The naughty corner

Where the mood is dark

My sins are held

You'll find me bowing

At my master's feet

See who else is captivated by the infamous #sinfulsunday

Nipple Tassels

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Sinful Sunday - Master & Commander

Here is my 2nd #sinfulsunday entry, I call it 'master and commander'.

I am yours,

To do as you will

No boundaries, only ties

For I am who you say I am

#SinfulSunday is all about the image, click on the below image to view other's who are joining it;

Midweek catch up!

It has has come to my attention thtat I have been neglecting my blog.  For this, I would like to send out my apologies to my fellow readers.  Unfortunately a mixture of work, uni and home life, has been a little busy this week, resulting in a very tired Mrs Jojo :(

I have missed taking playful photos of one's self, so to make up for my dreadful absence, here is a little picture for you!

Ohhh and another little cheeky one!

I shall be working on this week's #sinfulsunday phot, so keep an eye out my kinkys x

Plain Sunday

So today has been mildly.........boring tbh!  Although, I did make my first entry into Molly's Daily kiss '#Sinfulsunday' round up (#sinfulsunday on twitter).  You can view my submission view the header along my menu bar ( sinful sunday - cherry ontop).  I was nervous at first, being a newbie to the sexblogging world, I didn't think I'd stand a chance but I was pleasantly surprised and welcomed with open arms by the community!

I've also decided to open up an invite to bloggers, to see if anyone would like to place their blogger's badge on my site, of course I would kindly ask for an exchange, that my badge be put on your blog/site too.  You can grab the below link as HTML coding.  If you would like your badge to be put within my blog, please send me an email to mrsjojo2012@gmail.com.

<a href="http://mrsjojo.blogspot"><img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/2w5km1h.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" /></a>

Of course, my daily blog wouldn't be the same, without a saucy picture of one's self, so I shall leave you with this little number, to let your imagination run free on!