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Sinful Sunday - Master & Commander

Here is my 2nd #sinfulsunday entry, I call it 'master and commander'.

I am yours,

To do as you will

No boundaries, only ties

For I am who you say I am

#SinfulSunday is all about the image, click on the below image to view other's who are joining it;

Midweek catch up!

It has has come to my attention thtat I have been neglecting my blog.  For this, I would like to send out my apologies to my fellow readers.  Unfortunately a mixture of work, uni and home life, has been a little busy this week, resulting in a very tired Mrs Jojo :(

I have missed taking playful photos of one's self, so to make up for my dreadful absence, here is a little picture for you!

Ohhh and another little cheeky one!

I shall be working on this week's #sinfulsunday phot, so keep an eye out my kinkys x

Plain Sunday

So today has been mildly.........boring tbh!  Although, I did make my first entry into Molly's Daily kiss '#Sinfulsunday' round up (#sinfulsunday on twitter).  You can view my submission view the header along my menu bar ( sinful sunday - cherry ontop).  I was nervous at first, being a newbie to the sexblogging world, I didn't think I'd stand a chance but I was pleasantly surprised and welcomed with open arms by the community!

I've also decided to open up an invite to bloggers, to see if anyone would like to place their blogger's badge on my site, of course I would kindly ask for an exchange, that my badge be put on your blog/site too.  You can grab the below link as HTML coding.  If you would like your badge to be put within my blog, please send me an email to mrsjojo2012@gmail.com.

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Of course, my daily blog wouldn't be the same, without a saucy picture of one's self, so I shall leave you with this little number, to let your imagination run free on!

saturday musings pt 2

Decided to have a quiet night in, take inventory of my sex toy collection, take a few piccies of me and then a nice relaxing bath.  Nothing 'out of the ordinary' to report, I shall let my photos speak for themselves.

Current toy collection;

Saturday muses

It's a standard lazy Saturday afternoon, for me but the prospects of being childfree tonight, leaves my mind bubbling over.  What can I do  to keep myself amused?  Test out some more naughty toys that I can review?  Get happy snapping with my camera?  Crack open a bottle of wine and photography myself, testing out the toys?

Whatever I do, you can be sure that I will be delving into detail of my lude acts.  It would be cruel not tob share ;p

Here's a picture for you to muse over, reader's wives??

What a fabulous wake up call, I had from my postman today!  Apart from him being a hot fella who has a need to wear tight shorts in the cold weather................hang on, need a pause for thought.......................right, where was I?  Oh yeah, postman waking me up; the usual 'bang bang ba ba ba bang' knock he does on my door, when I have a parcel, I hurried down stairs, hopping into my pj bottoms, scraping my birds nest excuse for bed hair, into a pony tail, I opened the door and was greeted by his lovely smile and even better, 2 packages!

I think the postman has cottoned on to my addiction to toys, he seems to give me a cheeky grin, whenever lovehoney sends me a parcel.  Now, he either has had a quick google session, or the dirty git uses LH himself!

I was luckily enough to win a facebook competition via Sextoys.co.uk FB page . It was their usual Friday competition and you had to submit a 'Lonely hearts ad about yourself', so here was my winning ad;

Single mummy looking to spice up her love life, batteries and food included. Can you turn this lady into a MILF? Fancy a challenge (I hold no responsibility for any injuries incured during out meet). Apply within ;)

So for that blinding post, I won a Black LELO insignia Isla vibrator ; 

To top it off, the Tracey Cox book I purchased from lovehoney's deal of the day arrived!

To say I was delighted, would be an understatement.  Quickly flicking through this hardbacked bible, I knew that with just a quick glance, I would need some 'me time' to properly study this work of art!

I spent the afternoon with thoughts running through my head, of what I could get up to, tonight.  Glass of wine, lights off, candles lit, music playing softly in the back ground (always liked a bit of Ben Harper's cover of sexual healing), LELO Isla on standyby, whilst I flick through these enticing pages.  I didn't make it past the 5th page, before I reached out for the satin smoothness of my new LELO, feeling it buzz away as I slipped it into my panties.  This is the first vibrator that I've had, where you can adjust the strength of each vibration and believe me, when I say this BLOWS your mind, I ain't lying!  I didn't last 5 minutes, before my new buddy had my panties soaked right through!  

My whole body was quivering with pleasure, I could feel the tension rising up within me, a surge of energy I knew I wasn't about to control, so I hitched my legs up and let them rest on the arms of my sofa.  The LELO between my thighs, resting on my shaven pussy, pushing it's smoothness against my pulsating clit......1............2............3................4...........YES YES YES........like meg ryan beating a table to death, I was cumming, even letting out a shout of 'FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME'.

You can be sure that sextoys.co.uk will be getting a very pleasing review from me, within the next day or so :p

So, before I bale out, on what remains of this Friday night, I will leave you with a tantalizing picture of one's self.

Good night folks x

Baby got back............

Today has been less than eventful, officially my lazy day!  But I was yet again, itching to take a few piccies.

As we are aware, I'm a BBW lass but I am finding my stride.  It's taken me a while to become confident with who I am but I am now there.  So I thought I would be bold and get a few 'behind' shots.

To me, being slightly covered up, is a lot more sexy than being fully naked.  As  a bi-curious female, I feel it leaves more to the imagination, or am I wrong?

Any size female can be sexy, I think you just have to work out what suits you, as long as you have the confidence to back it up, you're basically laughing the rest of the way.

My stats are as follow;

Size 22
42KK
31" leg

Wed 15th Feb 2012

Last night, I was getting a tad itchy in my own skin, I wanted to do something for me.  Moving upstairs, I striped myself bare of my daytime clothes, put on a burgendy balcony bra, some outlandish pink coloured boy shorts and a lace cami.  Grabbing a satin tie and my black fluffy handcuffs, I headed back down stairs to have a play around.  

I've now worked out that it's not that easy to take self photos, especially when handcuffed and blind folded!  I had fun taking a handful of photos but I think I shall leave the next photography session in the hands of a pro-photographer or atleast someone who isn't bound out at the time.

I've only had my 'not so vanilla' twitter account and blog open for a few days and within the last 24hrs, I have received a few comments from people (I would call them ignorant tw@ts but I'm rising above that :p ) who are not in agreement of a BBW woman, posting photos of herself in less than street worthy atire.   So I will say this, for anyone reading who does not appreciate a 'bigger woman'............do I care what you think?  Am I on the edge if my seat, wondering what thoughts are going through your mind?  Nope, right at that moment, I am stuffing my face with a KFC..............well, actually I'm not but I thought it was funny (yes I lack a decent sense of humour).  

I am happy with how I am, I may not be a size 12 anymore, I know I won't be wearing the in-season 'get-up' but I am happy within myself and I am confident at the same time.  After all, that is what counts!   So sod the lot of you who think that I should cover up, infact, it makes me want to do more ;)

  So, please save yourself some time and don't bother sending me insults as a direct message, I really couldn't care less for your thoughts.

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