Baring All of me

So, we know that I'm not the most body confident person around these parts.  BUT  I thought I would get the guts up to post a few photos of my body up.

I haven't shown people these scars, a mixture between key hole surgery scars (you can only see 2 in these pics, there are 5 in total) and stretch marks gained from 2 pregnancies. 

I get a lot of agro over my body, not just from people online but people in every day life.  The usual lines are " J, don't you miss being slim and curvy?" or "seriously, if I looked like you, I'd wear a bin bag".

I've spent years fighting my body size, since having my first child, god knows I tried hard.  Hours down the gym, eating healthy, you name it but nothing worked.  It wasn't until just under 2yrs ago, my Dr found out what the issue was but at that time, I was pregnant.  Unfortunately I had to have an emergency c-section, which put me out for a good 2-3 months.

Not sure how all these famous women pull off the fitness lark 2-3 weeks after having a section, cus it's bloody agony!  Do too much and you're shattered.  Don't get me wrong, I hardly sat around.  From the end of week 2, I was out walking 2-3 miles a day with the pushchair and my new bubba.  I'm not one for sitting around and doing sod all!

But the combination of having a disabled older son, on a concoction of pain reliefs and a baby, I was shattered.  In April 2012, I had an operation to remove my gallbladder, which helped big time!  I felt regenerated, the poison had been removed, or so I thought.  I'm continually facing liver function issues, I have to have fortnightly liver function tests and I'm pretty much a germ attractor, any illnesses going around, I'm bound to get them.  But in between all this, I am trying my best to lose weight.  As they say 'slowly slowly catchee monkey' and I intend to reach my goal of a 4 stone loss by the end of 2013. 

Until then, I will embrace my body, my scars are my story, it makes me unique, they make me 'me'.

Anyone who can not accept me for my faults, is not worthy of seeing my strengths!

So, I dedicate this blog post to all those women AND men who are lacking confidence, for those who are like me.  It doesn't matter what those opinionated folk say, I'd rather be in my body today, with my 2 boys than be the slim no-kids girl who had no clue what she was doing in her life. 

I have an aim and I will reach it!

So, as you can see, this turned out to be a little bit of a moaning post but it's better to let it out than keep in stuck in.

Ta ra folks and thank you for reading x

Slowly slowly catchee monkey

Last weekend, was a 'catch up' with my old master but not in the naughty sense.  We were all meeting up for a night out with some friends in London.  He made a small request and asked me to wear the first pair of crotchless panties that he had bought me last year.

He didn't believe that I'd be wearing them, so whilst we were at a friend's house having pre-drinks and a natter, he followed me into the kitchen.  Whispering in my ear, he demanded I go upstairs and take a photo of my 'attire'.  His last command wasn't going to be ignored, especially when it was a fun one.  After all, if I played my cards right, I'd get what I wanted too ;)

So off I tottered, made the excuse I needed the ladies room and tip-toed upstairs.  At the top of the stairs, I stopped and thought it be a little more exciting to 'drop my kacks' then and there.  Going a little bit further, I left my heels and panties in a pile on the landing floor.  I sent him a text "just for you" and as I sat back down in the living room, crossing my legs and giving him a 'fly by grin', I texted him with a picture message "they are still up on the landing, what you gonna do about it?".

He got up quietly and went back up stairs, coming back down he placed my heels by the door and announced across the room "J, you left your shoes upstairs, you'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your neck", the rest of the room chuckled.  No one else knowing the little joke between the 2 of us.

I stayed pantie free until around 10.30pm, when he snuck my crotchless knickers in my hand bag when we were at the bar "I think these belong to you".

Yes, I got exactly what I wanted....................free drinks for the rest of the night :p




Sinful Sunday is all about the image, click on the below image to see who else is joining in the fun.

Fun n Frolics

Thursday night saw a lot of fun & frolics in my household.

I was sent a Clone-a-Willy kit to review, which meant one thing......a night of debauchery!

I've never really been properly spanked, to the point of being marked, I've never really been with a man I could trust to not go OTT.  But D is an exception to that, he pushed my boundaries on Thursday, got my blood pumping.

Before he arrived, I slipped on a balcony bra, black laced panties, my hooker heels and a black laced chemise, which is very tight and clenches my body in all the right areas.   I answered the front door to D, as soon as he walked in,he greeted me with a soft kiss, right before he grabbed my throat and pushed me up against the closed door.  He whispered in my ear with a dominant tone "spread your legs", as his hand found it's way between my thighs to my went pussy.  Best to say master wasn't pleased that I was wearing panties, when his next whisper in my ear was "who told you, you could wear panties?".

I did retaliate with a cheeky remark of  "no one", only to be met with a tighter grip and another commanding question "WHO told you, you could wear panties?".  I finally responded with "No one sir", his grip released, followed by a kiss, before he moved away and sat down.

We were supposed to make the clone-a-willy, when D arrived but we got carried away.  Straddling him, as he sat down, teasing each other, grinding, nipping, biting, sucking......well you get the picture.

After a long night in each others comforting company, we managed to clone D's cock.

There were a few hitches, the molding mixture being cold really did have an issue with D staying fully erect.  But saying that, although the mold didn't capture his FULL glory, it did leave a perfect imprint of his head.  And yes, I have been having fun with this homage of a cock!



Sinful Sunday is all about the image, see who else is joining in today.

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.....

You maybe thinking 'too vanilla for a Sinful Sunday' but ask yourself 'why' my hair is ruffled.  Or better, just look at the below photos.................yes folks, I'm stepping up my Sinful Sunday entry once again, with a another first for me...............

Gotta get that cheeky 'look' in!

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De-flowering - sinful sunday

I've made the decision to come 'out' with my attraction to women.  For a long time, it's been a hidden part of my life but this weekend I took the step and aired to certain folk that I found women attractive and also that I have had in the past, relations with women.  They weren't too shocked to be honest and it was digested well.

Don't get me wrong, I will always have my main attraction to men but women, we are beautiful creatures and I long to feel a supple breast on the tip of my tongue, her flinching with the flutter of my finger........

I've never posted a photo of my lady parts, I felt I needed to be bold and take a step forward.  As a somewhat celebration of my 'outting'.

 Sinful Sunday is all about the image, click below to see who else is taking part.

Want, needs, must!

I'm straight but have bi-curious tendencies, so I would guess that makes me Pansexual. I mean I go by attraction, no matter what sex the person is.  Yes, I prefer a good meaty sausage compared to a fish-O-fillet but I have moments when I see a woman in the street, who I feel is attractive and think 'cor, I wouldn't mind munching on her pussy'.

This sudden hot weather isn't helping my sexual desires either, seeing barely clothed curvy women, walking about, tits bounching with every step. Drives me crazy at times!

Yes, I've had a few moments with women, the thought of those shared moments still make me moist and I love reliving those moments.  Girl on Girl porn gets my liquids flowing, I have to say, women are my guilty pleasure!

I've been in 3sums with another woman and a man and 3sums with 2 other women.  I have to admit that a woman can push my buttons with in seconds, have me gushing with the flick of their tongue. 

I day dream about pinning a busty brunnete to my desk at work, her legs wrapped around my head, trying not to make a noise, so not to attract other colleagues.

I would love to meet a man that would allow me to have my way with him and another woman but yet have me as his full attention.  A master who would own me, rap out his orders but allow me my own 'down time' to find a playmate, who I could unleash on.  A real master, not a petty idiot who thinks he can bark out orders and not take me on fully.  A master who brings me gifts to wear only for him, a master who will spank me til I'm begging he stops my skin from going raw, a master who can control me yet respect who I am.

  I want to be owned by a man, yet own a woman!

Too many choices in today's world!

WIN a Tantus Tsunami with KissinBlueKaren

 KissinBlueKaren is currently holding a blog competition, where you can win a Tantus Tsunami vibrator.

 

Here is the info on her blog;

The good folks at SheVibe have offered a Tantus Tsunami for one of my readers. I just reviewed the Tantus Tsunami because I was curious to see how it would stack up against the Rippler. The Tsunami is pretty awesome in it’s own right. It looked kind of similar to me, but this toy comes with a removable vibrating bullet, which makes it even better. The bullet is water-proof and powered by an N-1 battery and like all Tantus products, the battery is included. The vibrations travel up the shaft to create a buzzy diffuse vibe all the way to the g-spot curve. All Tantus products are made of body-safe silicone which makes them perfect for sharing. Looking at this dildo I am sure you can guess it is harness-able with a 1.5″ width at the base. The width is standard and should fit most harnesses. Being silicone makes this toy good for vaginal and anal play. You can read the rest of my review here.

http://kissinbluekaren.com/2012/05/04/tsunami-giveaway/#comment-7342 

Diary of a sex toy tester - sinful sunday

I thought I would give you a quick glimpse of me testing out a sex toy product, 1 of many that I review on a daily/weekly basis for my other blog naughty corner reviews

And this is my little treat from http://www.babes-n-horny.com/ that I shall also be reviewing.

Sinful sunday is all about the image, have a look who else is joining in.

In your shadow - Sinful Sunday

In the shadows I hide

Away from you

Away from your pride

You need me not 

But yet you deny

How I'm feeling

You put to one side

For  when I was yours

When you needed time

You came to me

I saw you cry

You let them laugh

You let them tease

You forget I'm human

You force me to my knees

Sinful Sunday is all about the image, click on the icon below to see who else is participating.

Maid to be............

Here's an extra sunday treat..............

Owned - Sinful Sunday

The touch of you upon my pale skin

Made me shiver

Made me whim

Bounding my hands

You take ahold 

For I am yours

No need to be told

Sinful Sunday is all about the image, click on the icon below to see who else is taking part.

Missing, now found! Sinful Sunday

I've had to take a short break from partaking in the recent few sinful sundays, however, rest assured, I am returning...........slowly slowly :)

Here's a quick glimpse at what I have sent my master, think what you will ;)

Sinful Sunday is all about the image, click on the icon below to see who else is participating

Ink Galore

I must apologise, for being off the radar, when it comes to my blog.  2 weeks ago, I under-went an operation to have my galbladder removed, so I have been recovering since.  I don't feel sexy, bruised, sore and bloated :(  Don't be alarmed though, I am perfectly fine.

3 days before my operation, it was my 30th birthday, so as a treat to myself, I had the tattoo on my ankle, added to.

This photo was taken 12 days after having the tattoo.

I thought it wouldn't be a bother, pain wise but I was slightly wrong.  The section of the ink, that is on the top of my foot KILLED and I'm not kidding.  I managed to sing through my pain, with the odd 'ohhh ahhhhh, bloody fooking hell' yelps but I was a trooper and stuck with it.  

I don't have any sexy photos to share with you all but I thought I would post a few pics that I took, whilst having my tattoo done;

 

Give me a week folks and I shall be back in full swing, posing with your favorite assests :p

Although I do face a slight dilema, I really want another tattoo, making it 4 and watching LA/Miam and London Ink, aren't helping me!

Improv - sinful sunday

Whilst a certain male interest of mine, is away, all I can do is ensure his interest is kept with some 'entertaining' photos!  So Friday, I was out all afternoon, enjoying the sun in a local beer garden with some friends.  Afterwards, my friends and I piled back to mine.  Whilst they were enjoying a sundowner or 2 in the garden, I quickly snuck in to take a few 'sexy' photos, to send to my master.

It's all about the improvisation, is it not?

I love the naughty feeling of knowing that they were all out there, just on the otherside of the kitchen door, none-the-wiser.

Sinful Sunday is all about the image, see who else is joining it.

Spring Sensual Secrets - Competition

Roll up roll up, come see my coming attraction! 

Excuse the pun folks! 

 I have a fabulous prize to give away and as it's rolling into spring, the sun is shining and life is generally good, I felt like opening up my first competition (this product came as part of a kit I purchased but is unwanted, please note, it has note been used).  

You can be in with the chance to win a monsterous cock ring! 

The Adrien lastic double power ring, is full of energy.   It has the ability of double stimulation of a man and a woman's private parts ;) what more could you ask for!  Itg is stretchy, skin--safe and has 2 bullet vibrators, one at the top and one at the bottom.  The bullet at the top is removable, which makes it a 2-in-1 sex toy!   This product is made from body-safe material (porous, phthalates-free, thermoplastic rubber which may contain latex) and is reusable, it's dimensions are 9,5 cm x 5,6 cm x 3,6 cm (as seen in the above photo, batteries are included). 

Unfortunately, this product is discontinued with Adrien Lastic but lovehoney are continuing it, as their own brand, which can be seen via the below link;

lh double ding dong vibrating cock ring - sea blue

To be in with a chance of winning this little beauty, all you have to do is submit an entry from your blog/twitter accounts.  The theme is 'Spring Sensual Secrets', you can submit a self-written erotica story, photo, generally something that is imaginative and that fits in with a sensual/seductive/secretive theme.

All entries will need to be received by 00:00hrs GMT on the 15th April 2012.  The winner will be announced within 10 days of this competition closing.

Please submit the direct link to your entry, via the below form.

Rules of entry;

*  Only enter your own work, not work that has been copyrighted
* 1 entry per participant
* You must be 18 yrs and over to enter
* All blogs etc accepted, as long as it's viewable by the public (as in links can be seen by anyone visiting this page)
* UK, Ireland, USA & Canada participants only.  If you are entering as a non-UK/Ire resident (not living in those countries), you will not be considered in the winning selection process.



Please feel free to comment on participating entries, I am sure they would like to see your feedback.  


Good luck & enjoy 


Mrs JoJo X

Wanton Wednesday - The Need

His breath brushing my cheek, he sends shivers throughout my body, his touch drives me crazy.

I lay here, the world blackened with only a light surrounding me and him, his body yearning to feel me, to feel the warmth of my secret cave. He touches me with a soft urgency, his heart beating against my firm breasts. Neither one of us says anything but we don't need to, we both know what we want, what is to come, that is a fact that none of us could avoid.

The summer evening's breeze, blowing through the open window, humidity setting in, sealing our 2 bodies together.

His hand runs over my thigh, hitching it up and over his shoulder, as his dry lips caress their way down my tummy, blindly finding their way onto my moist clit. Nothing stops him now, not even the sharp knock on the front door............... 

Leggy musings......

So I felt abit 'leggy' this evening and decided to give my legs some much needed air time, seeing as spring is apparently around the corner.

I love these Boutique leather ankle cuffs, they make me feel 'tame', in a sense, like I've been a bad girl!  I would love to wear them, whilst on my knees, giving a guy head.......but that's a naughty secret between me and you, shhhh don't tell..............

Like any woman, I have a lot on my mind.  I'm turning 30 in little over a week and I swear I can hear my internal clock tick-tocking away, teasing me 'tick tock - getting old - tick tock - wrinkles - tick tock - ha ha you ain't getting any'.  I know I'm a tease but I think I'm my own worst enemy for it!

They say women hit their sexual prime in their early 30's, I shall explore that notion and get back to you with an answer ;)

I've learnt to embrace me, as I am and I am currently loving this side to me, I've found that letting go of the negatives, is a plus, carry yourself with confidence and the world will smile with you............or drool............either way, is good, right?

I am glad that I've found the world of blogging, especially via twitter.  With weekly social activities such as Molly's sinful sundays, I have been introduced to a world of 'anything goes' and I really do like it.  I've made some lovely buddies and I'm able to have conversations without people thinking I'm a proper 'freak'.

But I think I need to find a 'buddy' who's willing to pose for the odd 'sinful sunday' photos, with me, what do you think?

Rant - sod ya!

After spending a lovely afternoon with my boys and my mum, I thought today would end on a high.  But after coming home, I thought I'd quickly check my emails and what I was greeted by, was something very annoying.  I have recieved 3 emails from different folk, one telling me in a foul tone that 'my obese, fugly arse, should be locked away from the public', the other 2 asking my why I feel the need to expose myself and that I'm not pretty enough to parade my bare self around, the way I do.

Now, I really don't care for keyboard jockeys but I felt I needed to stand up.

I may not be 'Britains next top model' or the people's idea of an ideal woman but I do not set out to be either of those stereotypes.  I am me, yes there are somethings I wish I can change and I will be doing so, over time but for how I am now, I am happy and I personally feel that if more people, like myself stood up and bared all, then society may start accepting us as the 'norm'.  I want other women like me to know they should never feel pressure, that bullies are, infact, the insecure ones, not us!

So to those 3 who emailed me, tough sh*t, I ain't going anywhere!  I am a size 22, I am 5ft10 and I am bloody proud of my self ;)

On a nicer note, I'd like to say a big HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to one and all x

Just Moi

Due to being a bit 'under parr' recently, I haven't kept up my daily blogging ritual but rest assured, I shall be back on full swing asap!

The last month has been a lucky one for me, when it comes to toys, what with lovehoney and sextoys.co.uk sending me 1 product each to test.  I'm truly honoured that I've been chosen again to participate in testing and reviewing wonderful products.  To top it off, I entered another Passion for Pleasure competition and was luckily enough to win 1 of 3 Picobong MAHANA duo vibs.  For all 3 products, you can find my reviews of them, over on my Sex Toy Review page.

As for me, what have I been up to?  Nothing out of the ordinary, well not just yet anyway ;) BUT I shall keep you posted!

Tomorrow is the infamous #Sinfulsunday and I will once again, be entering something 'different'.