Celebration of Toys

RUDE BRITTANIA COMPETITION

This weekend being the Diamond Jubilee, I  thought I would pay homage to the sex toy industry a'la royale style and air a few toys in my collection.  

If you didn't know, the very first vibrator was invented in 1880.   Wonder if the queen ever had a sneaky toy? :p

Here is a clearer image of today's stars!

And my favorite dildos from Babes n Horny and Sh! Woman

Long live the queen!

Sinful Sunday is all about the image.  To see who else has joined in, click the below image.

Spring Sensual Secrets - Competition

Roll up roll up, come see my coming attraction! 

Excuse the pun folks! 

 I have a fabulous prize to give away and as it's rolling into spring, the sun is shining and life is generally good, I felt like opening up my first competition (this product came as part of a kit I purchased but is unwanted, please note, it has note been used).  

You can be in with the chance to win a monsterous cock ring! 

The Adrien lastic double power ring, is full of energy.   It has the ability of double stimulation of a man and a woman's private parts ;) what more could you ask for!  Itg is stretchy, skin--safe and has 2 bullet vibrators, one at the top and one at the bottom.  The bullet at the top is removable, which makes it a 2-in-1 sex toy!   This product is made from body-safe material (porous, phthalates-free, thermoplastic rubber which may contain latex) and is reusable, it's dimensions are 9,5 cm x 5,6 cm x 3,6 cm (as seen in the above photo, batteries are included). 

Unfortunately, this product is discontinued with Adrien Lastic but lovehoney are continuing it, as their own brand, which can be seen via the below link;

lh double ding dong vibrating cock ring - sea blue

To be in with a chance of winning this little beauty, all you have to do is submit an entry from your blog/twitter accounts.  The theme is 'Spring Sensual Secrets', you can submit a self-written erotica story, photo, generally something that is imaginative and that fits in with a sensual/seductive/secretive theme.

All entries will need to be received by 00:00hrs GMT on the 15th April 2012.  The winner will be announced within 10 days of this competition closing.

Please submit the direct link to your entry, via the below form.

Rules of entry;

*  Only enter your own work, not work that has been copyrighted
* 1 entry per participant
* You must be 18 yrs and over to enter
* All blogs etc accepted, as long as it's viewable by the public (as in links can be seen by anyone visiting this page)
* UK, Ireland, USA & Canada participants only.  If you are entering as a non-UK/Ire resident (not living in those countries), you will not be considered in the winning selection process.



Please feel free to comment on participating entries, I am sure they would like to see your feedback.  


Good luck & enjoy 


Mrs JoJo X

Just Moi

Due to being a bit 'under parr' recently, I haven't kept up my daily blogging ritual but rest assured, I shall be back on full swing asap!

The last month has been a lucky one for me, when it comes to toys, what with lovehoney and sextoys.co.uk sending me 1 product each to test.  I'm truly honoured that I've been chosen again to participate in testing and reviewing wonderful products.  To top it off, I entered another Passion for Pleasure competition and was luckily enough to win 1 of 3 Picobong MAHANA duo vibs.  For all 3 products, you can find my reviews of them, over on my Sex Toy Review page.

As for me, what have I been up to?  Nothing out of the ordinary, well not just yet anyway ;) BUT I shall keep you posted!

Tomorrow is the infamous #Sinfulsunday and I will once again, be entering something 'different'.

saturday musings pt 2

Decided to have a quiet night in, take inventory of my sex toy collection, take a few piccies of me and then a nice relaxing bath.  Nothing 'out of the ordinary' to report, I shall let my photos speak for themselves.

Current toy collection;

What a fabulous wake up call, I had from my postman today!  Apart from him being a hot fella who has a need to wear tight shorts in the cold weather................hang on, need a pause for thought.......................right, where was I?  Oh yeah, postman waking me up; the usual 'bang bang ba ba ba bang' knock he does on my door, when I have a parcel, I hurried down stairs, hopping into my pj bottoms, scraping my birds nest excuse for bed hair, into a pony tail, I opened the door and was greeted by his lovely smile and even better, 2 packages!

I think the postman has cottoned on to my addiction to toys, he seems to give me a cheeky grin, whenever lovehoney sends me a parcel.  Now, he either has had a quick google session, or the dirty git uses LH himself!

I was luckily enough to win a facebook competition via Sextoys.co.uk FB page . It was their usual Friday competition and you had to submit a 'Lonely hearts ad about yourself', so here was my winning ad;

Single mummy looking to spice up her love life, batteries and food included. Can you turn this lady into a MILF? Fancy a challenge (I hold no responsibility for any injuries incured during out meet). Apply within ;)

So for that blinding post, I won a Black LELO insignia Isla vibrator ; 

To top it off, the Tracey Cox book I purchased from lovehoney's deal of the day arrived!

To say I was delighted, would be an understatement.  Quickly flicking through this hardbacked bible, I knew that with just a quick glance, I would need some 'me time' to properly study this work of art!

I spent the afternoon with thoughts running through my head, of what I could get up to, tonight.  Glass of wine, lights off, candles lit, music playing softly in the back ground (always liked a bit of Ben Harper's cover of sexual healing), LELO Isla on standyby, whilst I flick through these enticing pages.  I didn't make it past the 5th page, before I reached out for the satin smoothness of my new LELO, feeling it buzz away as I slipped it into my panties.  This is the first vibrator that I've had, where you can adjust the strength of each vibration and believe me, when I say this BLOWS your mind, I ain't lying!  I didn't last 5 minutes, before my new buddy had my panties soaked right through!  

My whole body was quivering with pleasure, I could feel the tension rising up within me, a surge of energy I knew I wasn't about to control, so I hitched my legs up and let them rest on the arms of my sofa.  The LELO between my thighs, resting on my shaven pussy, pushing it's smoothness against my pulsating clit......1............2............3................4...........YES YES YES........like meg ryan beating a table to death, I was cumming, even letting out a shout of 'FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME'.

You can be sure that sextoys.co.uk will be getting a very pleasing review from me, within the next day or so :p

So, before I bale out, on what remains of this Friday night, I will leave you with a tantalizing picture of one's self.

Good night folks x